So I'm going to start off with something that really has nothing to do with me....well it sorta does. I've just been talking about it lately. I've found that there are very few movies that I really don't like. There are a lot of really cheesy movies out there that I can watch over and over again and never get tired of them. I guess it takes very little to entertain me...anyway, I have made a list of the top 5 worst movies that I have seen to date. Granted there are probably worse movies out, but I haven't seen them so I don't care. So here we go....
5. Dumb and Dumberer: First of all, I knew this movie was in trouble when the original cast wasn't brought back for the second installment. The original movie is arguably one of the greatest comedies ever made. Sure the movie wasn't horrendous, but it wasn't even close to the original. This movie made me sad, they could have done so much better....
4. The Wedding Planner: You know, honestly I really do like chick flicks for the most part. Even though they are extremely predictable and very cheesy, I always seem to enjoy watching them. This one I did not enjoy at all..mainly because of Jennifer Lopez. I can't stand her, and if she died tomorrow, I wouldn't really feel sad at all. Anyway, the point is J-Lo ruined the movie....she needs to do us all a favor and have some of her ass fat removed and shoved in her mouth to stop all her ghetto talk.
3. Dick: This happends to be the only one of two movies that I have ever walked out of the theaters on. The whole point of this movie had to do with two girls who ended up meeting Nixon and were advisors for the watergate scandal. Normally I'm a big fan of Kirsten Dunst, but not this time. I even liked her more in Bring It On than I did in this movie. The movie was just retarded and outrageous....BAD KIRSTEN!
2. 28 DaysLater: HELLLOOOOO...........HELLLLLLOOOOO......HELLLLOOO! I just described the first 30 minutes of this movie. I usually love zombie movies. One of my favorites would be Dawn of the Dead, this one doesn't even come close. Its supposed to be a horror movie, but there isn't anything scary about it at all. I saw that they made a sequel to this, but I didn't watch it. I would have to make a top 6 worst movies if I did...
1. Peter Pan: Wow, I'm not sure what to say about this movie. I had such high hopes because of Hook. After about ten minutes of watching it I really wanted to walk out of the theater. I ended up making it 30 min. I mean I know I might have been a little old to go see that, but come on..at least make it something that I might enjoy a little bit. This makes number one because....well...it was just freakin horrible. 
5 Schrute Buck(s):
This reminds me of High Fidelity, where everything is in top-five list form. It is one of my top five favorite movies, perhaps...ironic it is!
So, I didn't know you had a blog, though it looks fairly new. I think you have one of the best URLs ever. I'm only unhappy that I do not have a name for mine yet. I have too much pride to use "Soylent Green is Amber". Just an ounce too much, but too much nonetheless.
On to the blog post: you evidently haven't seen The Wicker Man, which is probably my #2 worst movie, with Jeepers Creepers being the chart-topper.
So...hooray for new blogs, and hooray that I will be home in 7 DAYS! I hope you had a happy birthday. I am kicking myself for not buying you a shirt that I saw in Transylvania. It said "Somebody in Transylvania Loves Me!", with a big picture of Dracula on it. It was the single best t-shirt I have ever seen, and very you. I'm sick about it, actually.
I'm commenting only because your page said "1 SCHRUTE BUCKS," and I just can't let such a glaring error persist.
Kevin,
I had to get a profile on here just so i could dispute your list. I looked up the worst 100 movies ever (http://us.imdb.com/chart/bottom) and none of yours show up. I agree with Amber, Jeepers Creepers has to be on the list. You know i disagree with 28 days later being on there. It was a halfway decent movie, it was slow at times but moderately entertaining at times. You should revise the list and take it off, but i think you put it on there to just to aggravate me. So, in order to take one off the list, you have to replace it, so heres a short list off the top of my head of movies that are definitely worse: Drop Dead Gorgeous, My Best Friends Wedding, and any movie made with Hugh Grant.
Well you see Brad, the problem with disputing this list is that its my opinion...so therefore if I think its the worst movie, than it is. I could put Hoosiers on the list and say I think its the worst movie ever and still be right. So you "disputing" my list is not valid.
Ha ha... Hobgoblins and The Creeping Terror are on that list. They are both Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movies now. They are both really sick-makingly bad. But Jeepers Creepers is still worse.
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