Freakin terrorists and their trickery! First they bomb us, then they make those little bombs out of ink pens…and now they have taken away my internet at work. Ok, maybe it wasn’t terrorists..maybe our internet just sucks..but whatever. Whats really weird though is that some of the people we work with in other states lost their internet too…which makes me wonder…maybe terrorists did strike a mighty blow to our internet!!
I mean seriously…if they wanted to send us into a fit of depression and cripple our ability to pay our bills in an easy and timely manner..just destroy the internet! Now I have no idea if it is even possible to destroy the internet…I’m sure it would be pretty tough if they could…but I mean what would the world be without myspace, facebook, maddox…all the things that define our generation. Oh well…if ANYONE can figure out how to destroy the internet, those sneaky terrorists can. I mean I saw on Fox News once where the terrorists had made condom bombs….so abstinence is the way to go now kids…be afraid…be very afraid!
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Dang it...it has to be Terrorist there is no other logical answer to such an outage!
I'm sure Seth is playing some kind of trick on your company. He probably Googled it.
I heard on Fox News of a terrorist plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty with bombs constructed solely of white asparagus and Dial soap.
Ha! Just kidding. Everyone knows that no one who can read or write watches Fox News. I sure got you, though!
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